December 2010
DAMNIT. WHY do people claim to know you so well...
you-paint-me-a-blue-sky:
Mom: What do you want to do for your birthday this year?
Me: Nothing.
Mom: Really? Could be fun.
Me: No seriously I don’t want a party. I just want to rest. It’s no big deal.
Mom: Okay honey if that’s what you want (JK IM GOING TO GO BEHIND YOUR BACK AND PLAN A SURPRISE PARTY THAT YOU DON’T WANT).
Just reblogging myself. Ya know.
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When I'm on Facebook ..
piamustacheyouaquestion:
lifestylesoftheyoungandshameless:
omgsoph:
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed...
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#55. The first couple to be shown in bed together...
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Taylor Swift lovers
http://www.you-paint-me-a-blue-sky.tumblr.com
#26. The year that read the same upside down was...
#23. One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000...
#8. Giraffes have no vocal chords.
#4. On average, a human will spend up to 2 weeks...
when you're home alone listening to music
I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how...
– The Holiday (via poeticheartache)
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
delaneyaintevenmadson:
thepadadick:
accio-invisiblecunt:
grasp-your-mandrake:
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
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reblog if you're hiding from holiday relatives and...
alittlebifurious:
sajeeb:
loudxlizz:
jacquelinevc:
FUCK YEAH
haaah uhmmm heeellll yeaaaaahh
YEAH!
All I want is peace through which I might blast some music…
Oh my god, yes. I’m just telling them I’m “sleeping.”
best of When Parents Text
helloitsmeworld:
ailurophil3:
insearchofsolidgrounds:
oui-madame:
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
The one about the pretzels made me cry.
I’m pretty sure you stole these from my phone and took out the bad words
no I 8 them
this is beautiful
ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TUMBLR GAVE TO...
alexxsmiless:
Twelve error messages
Eleven Little Monsters
Ten Hogwarts students
Nine Mean Girls Quotes
Eight hipster pictures
Seven rude anons
Six meme faces
FIVE DANCING GIFS
Four reblogs
Three new followers
Two liked posts
And an always empty ask box
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...