February 2011
He used the wrong form of your/ you're and I...
“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom...”
– Tom Hanks (via dinnerinthedarkroom)
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Tom Hanks, five-time Academy Award nominee.
(via extalkshowhost)
I hate when people ask me to describe where the...
tomarvoloriddle:
“I have a headache.”
“Where is the pain located?”
Um, in my fucking head.
I don't want to cause any sort of religious debate...
So we got into a pretty polite debate about it. He believes that I’m totally disrespecting God in saying that. Because it says not to take the lord’s name in vain in the bible.
I sorta disagree to the extent that: Certain words have different meanings.
When you say “Gay” it no longer refers to being happy. It’s a slang term that means homosexual and is sometimes...
REBLOG with your Ipod's name →
someorangesonfire-:
onedayiwillfuckyourparents:
unpleasantmandy:
lastdiscretion:
thedukeofpuke:
david bowie and carl sagan
ZOMBOID
Cupcake.
Darling~
Pvt. First Class Lavernius Tucker
Paul Anka
"Fallout Out Boy sounds like Justin Beiber. They...
FIRST OF ALL. SPELL THE NAME RIGHT.
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CUT A BITCH?
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
January 2011
Laughing with your friends..
acciohagrid-:
They’re laughing like
Whilst I’m laughing like
When I set my alarm early so I can get homework...
janglinsoul:
Expectations:
Reality:
“And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.”
– The perks of being a wallflower
Tumblr needs to
Notify you when someone un-follows you
Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked
Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers
Let you reply to peoples replies.
robin-scherbatsky asked: Frisco!
robin-scherbatsky asked: Oh damn. Haha. So is my friend that's going! And my other possibly going friend! What city, if you don't mind my asking?
robin-scherbatsky asked: Oh, no way! What area? I'm from the Dallas area.
drownmeinnicotine asked: lol or can use an iphone and ya know just be cooler than the rest ;)
drownmeinnicotine asked: just use chases phone :) it'll even make an island for you to stay at free of charge :)
drownmeinnicotine asked: for shame :)
Keyboards for all situations
lumos-maxima:
Grandma
Masturbation
Paper due in the morning
drownmeinnicotine asked: :P how did you not know i follow you?
I have to go to LeakyCon. I just have to. I feel...
The problem is, I’ve got nobody to go with. I don’t want to go alone. Any suggestions? Like where I could find roommates that wont murder me in my sleep? Lol.
